Kobe is a punk, surely we can all agree on this. He struts around the court with his fancy pants dribbling skills thinking he's the best. But everytime he tries these tricks on shaq he just gets scared and passes out. Why? We will discuss this.
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| Kobe thinks that he is soooo cool but everytime shaq dunks on him he cries. |
Kobe is so jealous that shaq has super powers, that he filed a complaint when he first played with him. After much review the NBA came to the conclusion that it was indeed not cheating just because no one could handle shaq. Shaq promptly punished kobe leaving him bald. This may be one reason kobe is such a punk.
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| For all you people wondering what happened to kobe's hair, you're welcome. |
Another possible reason for kobe being a punk could be shaq's angry face. Not many can handle shaq's angry face. Even lebron refuses to play untill shaq promises not to do it. But shaq doesn't like kobe, so it's the only face he makes when he plays him.
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| The angry face. |
One thing is for sure. Kobe has always been and will always be a punk. Shaq just goes too hard for him, and if kobe ever thinks he's all that shaq will be there to teach him a lesson...mabye lebron too.
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| Shaq fu!! |
